Captain Noriego

Pirate Captain near Footfall



  • Inevitable Apocalypse

Captain Noriego has a reputation as “the hardest bitch this side of the Imperium” though never to her face. Rumors abound that she once denied a Lord Governor’s amorous advances and he had his men take her eye out of spite and she didn’t make a sound. Less than 14 seconds later, his throne room was covered in the blood of his guards and the Lord Governor was found with both eyes carved out and his genitalia were later found by a medical examiner inside his body cavity. She has never revealed how exactly she came across a fully armed, non-decommissioned Gothic Cruiser with all of its massive lance batteries intact, and it is likely that such a secret will go with her to her grave.

Captain Noriego

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